kiss cartoon spongebob krabby patty episode

Puff losing her reputation as a good boating teacher, Larry being kicked out of the gym, the Chum Bucket being shut down by Health Inspector Yellowtail Andy, and Sandy's science trophies being confiscated by the Neptunian Science Committee. I'm officially closing down your restaurant.'Īfter this, SpongeBob writes several lies about people, which leads to Mrs. Krabs tells SpongeBob that it is not lying: it is instead giving the people something to laugh about. He then turns the story of Patrick watching a pole into Patrick marrying a pole. Upset by this nonsense, he tells SpongeBob that his stories are not good enough, as nobody would be caught dead reading about such trivial things. Krabs is confused at first, but as soon as he looks at the Krabby Kronicle and sees that things like Patrick watching a pole are what passes for news with SpongeBob, he is not at all surprised. Krabs is expecting huge profits for the Krabby Kronicle, only for Squidward to tell him nobody is buying the paper as the stories are too boring. Deciding that this common event would make a juicy story, SpongeBob takes a picture of the scene, but Patrick insists that he is only watching the pole so that the next time it moves, he will be there to see it. Krabs has given him new responsibilities: being the lead reporter for the Krabby Kronicle, and he is then given a badge and a camera.Īfter finding no interesting stories (though there are many interesting stories like a thief robbing a bank, two muscular fishes smashing a car, and a giant monster coming out of the sewers), SpongeBob finds Patrick waiting for the bus. The next day, SpongeBob finds out that Mr.

Krabs decides to open his own newspaper business. Krabs looks at the newspaper and finds out that they charge 25 cents per word, much to his delight. Krabs that the Examiner is not interesting, and he also learns that not all of the stories in the newspaper are entirely truthful. He goes out and finds out people are buying a different newspaper called the Bottomfeeder. Krabs finds out that there have been no new customers since he put a microscopic Krusty Krab ad in the Bikini Bottom Examiner newspaper.

Kiss cartoon spongebob krabby patty episode